Negotiating with Biscuits #11 – John Wayne

Fleegle and I are in the car waiting for a red light to change. Riding shotgun, Fleegle lets out a very loud bark that makes me cover my ears. “Ouch. What are you barking at?” He stares ahead intently. “That man.” I look where he’s looking, but see no one. “What man?” “That man in... Continue Reading →

Negotiating with Biscuits #10 – Breakfast

I’m cooking my breakfast in the kitchen when Fleegle trots in from the backyard. “Feeling better, I see,” I say. “Absolutely.” “I bet that’s the last time you’ll be eating duck treats.” “I’m not so sure that’s what made me sick. They were pretty tasty. It might’ve been something else,” he says, hopefully. “What else... Continue Reading →

Negotiating with Biscuits #9 – Duck Treats

Fleegle is curled up on the den couch. “I don’t feel so good.” “For a chocolate dog, you look mighty green. Is that grass stuck in your front teeth?” I pull it out for him. “So much for your duck treats, eh? Did you throw up?” He nods. “By the back gate near the garbage... Continue Reading →

Negotiating with Biscuits #8 – Ducks and Geese

“Look, Raud, a stork with a baby,” Fleegle shouts from his seat on the couch where he has a view of the backyard through the den window. A seagull carrying a Subway sandwich wrapper in its beak flies by. “Not big enough,” I say. A little while later, he asks, “What about them? They’re huge.”... Continue Reading →

Negotiating with Biscuits #7 – Om

In the backyard, I sit cross-legged on the grass, close my eyes and begin to meditate. I count my breaths and try to clear my mind, and just when mental silence sets in, a wet nose bumps me in the back of my neck. “Whatcha doin?” Fleegle asks, circling around to my front. “Meditating.” “What’s... Continue Reading →

Negotiating with Biscuits #6 – Stinky Butt

I’m in my den reading, when Fleegle walks in. “Hello, Mr. Stinky Butt,” I say, using one of my many endearments for him. “My butt doesn’t stink,” he says. “I can reach around and lick it. It’s always clean.” “So that’s what that goobering sound is in the middle of the night that wakes me.”... Continue Reading →

Negotiating with Biscuits #5 – Flies and Opossums

Still unable to sleep, I listen to Fleegle snore. He sounds like a train struggling up a steep grade with a freight load of fat Labradors. I nudge him with my foot under the covers. “Straighten out your neck and maybe that freight you’re pulling won’t be so heavy.” “Is the soothing rhythm of my... Continue Reading →

Negotiating with Biscuits #4 – Babies

I’m tossing and turning in bed, struggling to get to sleep, when Fleegle asks, “Where do babies come from?” I look through the murky darkness in the bedroom at his black silhouette sitting on my bed. “The stork flies them in and delivers them to houses of families who want them.” “What’s a stork?” “A... Continue Reading →

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